On the surface, cloning feels like a highly commendable pursuit, especially
from the medical perspective. Replace your heart, arteries, kidneys, liver,
eyes; you name it. Hypothetically, you could be just like that energizer
bunny. You could keep going and going and going, maybe even forever. What's
to stop it besides the money to pay for it?
There is one particular aspect of the process though, that I have been
wondering about for some time now. It has to do with cloning a complete
human being, not just the replacement parts.
And I don't mean just any human being. I'm talking about babes, the beautiful
young ladies who always seem to be around teasing us into a coma.
What if you could clone them? It is a venture that—I dare say—many
a horny young dude has thought about. What I'm wondering (assuming that
you're married) is whether or not having sex with a clone would constitute
infidelity. I really don't think it would.
A cloned babe would not be a person. A cloned Jessica Simpson,
for example, would not have her memories (would it?) and thus (please
excuse me for using this word) her soul. So, in a very real sense,
you would not actually be having sex with Jessica Simpson, any more than
you would be if you masturbated while looking at one of her photographs
or videos. Having sex with a cloned sex toy would be the most sophisticated
form of masturbation imaginable.
And that is truly all it would be.
And incredibly expensive. Can you even begin to imagine? But if it were
possible, I'm sure that the rich millionaires wouldn't hesitate to get
themselves a copy of whoever happened to be the latest hot model.
And the models surely wouldn't mind because it would be yet another source
of income for them. They could sell a single hair from their head for
god knows what price.
But that would mean that they would have to be obsessively careful about
anything they touched. They would not want to leave a drop of saliva on
a glass or straw at a restaurant. They might even resort to walking around
with plastic shower caps on their heads lest a single hair should find
its way into some unscrupulous counterfeiting hands.
There would even be an interest in cloning deceased babes, like Marilyn
Monroe, possibly one of the sexiest women to ever haunt the planet.
There is already a precedent for this sort of thing. Have you ever seen
those fancy love dolls they're making these days? They cost five-thousand
dollars and more. And they're only made from synthetic materials. If they
could figure out how to incorporate human DNA into them they'd be even
more expensive.
I truly believe that the desire for sex is powerful enough to fuel the
effort to accomplish such cloning. Coupled with the desire to live forever,
it's difficult to imagine stopping it. It's like prostitution. You can
legislate against it till you're blue in the face. Does that make it go
away? The primal urge to live and reproduce is much stronger than the
social urge to legislate. It's just about that simple.
